You have no taste. Sorry you'd prefer something dumb and loud because your sponge is like a stupid vegetable that only responds to the most basic stimuli. Sorry emotion and complicated romantic entanglements are too subtle for you to grasp because you're entertained by the same things a retarded barkbeast would be, noises and clumsily signal communicated plot contrivances and assholes with no discernible personality traits you're supposed to care about because they are the best at culling and drive really fast.